OK, after that nasty joke...
For my fans in the Service: Stop the Cavalry!
We have to think of friends no longer with US: John Peel (AKA John Ravenscroft) and Steven Wells. Wow, that probably made their day (at least Steve's). Anyway, John's in this vid.
I like Noel Gallagher's cover of Merry Xmas Everybody
And Wizzard, of course.