10 October 2006

Laci for President!

America is indeed the land of opportunity, where else could a complete moron become head of a nation?  Although, it has been said that a nation gets the government it deserves. Woe upon the United States in that case!

That's worse than being Al-Queda's number one target!

I have to admit that I am far more intelligent than the president of the United States.

In fact the United States should be honoured to have me as its leader. I will declare war upon Great Britain for its quarantine policy and idiocy of banning squirrel chasing.

That makes far more sense to me than invading Iraq.

I belive we should set up a nuclear watch dog agency to keep an eye on Korea: this will be headed by Brutus the Rottweiler. He would do a very good job of keeping the North Koreans in line!

There would be no welfare because I would make welfare mothers into dog walkers.

Mike the Mastiff would ensure that the religious right stay away from family planning clincs.

VOTE FOR LACI!

02 October 2006

One Dog's Politics

I am getting messages calling me a "liberal Dog", "Conservative Dog", or just "you dumb dog"

Frederick the Great said "The more I see of men, the better I like my dog." Why? because we are loyal and dedicated and not to likely to be taken in by BS.

Fools who argue certain points, such as the Founding Fathers intended the Second Amendment to be carte blanche, for citizens to own firearms will say stupid things (for example, that), then insult people who speak sense and know what they are talking about.

They won't, however, argue with a dog: especially one who can out debate them.

Ha!