08 December 2009

More Nutcracker/Slutcracker

I'm not sure if this is a joke, but it was on the comments to the post about the Slutcracker that turned me on to the production.

One cannot desecrate what is already filthy. The Nutcracker story has nothing to do with Our Lord Christ’s birthday at all—it’s filled with unnatural pairings of humans and dolls, as well as gratuitous violence. The original author of The Nutcracker, E. T. A. Hoffmann, was a Prussian who wrote novels with pagan, perverted, and non-Christian themes, and was influential to generations of decadent writers. Tchaikovsky, composer of the ballet version of The Nutcracker, was a Russian incestuous pedophile who lusted after his own 13-year-old nephew. Tchaikovsky eventually committed suicide to avoid having his sins publicly revealed, and is now burning in hell. Ballet itself has always been a cesspool of whores (only a loose woman would ever show her legs in public) and faggots (no real man would be caught dead dancing onstage in tights). I hope none of the readers here have their daughter in ballet classes, otherwise they may as well hand them a stripper pole and a whip. Say what you will about Islamic dictatorships, at least they don’t allow their women and homosexuals to flaunt themselves like this in public—they stone them to death.

Perhaps we should be grateful to the maggots of Slutcracker for reminding us how rotten the meat of the Nutcracker truly is.

Somehow, this sounds like a joke, but a pretty good one. The blog's author is too ignorant to realise she's being HAD (in more than one way as well). The Comment is not too far off as well about the Nutcracker and Tchaikovsky for that matter. Although, the commentor has overdone it A LOT!

IMHO The blog's author looks like she's Hanoi Jane in black and carrying an AK-47. Her name even sounds a bit like she's a gook as well. Someone should photoshop her pic to add a Vietnamese army pith helmet and a viet cong flag backdrop! Whatever is her story, she looks more terrorist than patriot in her pic. I'd love to have her in the sights of my L115A3.

Too bad her skull would implode like a light bulb given it is a vacuum (or don't those exist in nature?).

Patriotism isn't the last refuge of a scoundrel, it's the first.

This schmendricke klafte needs to bone up on the Constitution before she starts trying to defend it. I suggest Articles 1(8),III, VI, and The First Amendment as a beginning.