31 March 2008

Ask a policeman

Inspector Joe Fox formerly of the Philadelphia Police Department should learn to keep his trap shut.

First off, Politicians, government officials and editorial boards can use cops as a reason for better gun laws. In fact, if we are getting down to it, Politicians and government officials can use their own constituents as reasons for better gun laws. Since most everyone in Philadelphia is asking for better gun laws. Maybe you should get on the street and talk to the citizens of Philly, Joe. Oh, yeah, you pissed them off when you were serving as a cop.

But, what really gets me is, Joe, if the gun laws on the books are working: how come you guys can't get the guns off the streets? Is it because you are too busy at the Dunkin' Doughnuts near 1301 Filbert? I mean if the gun laws are so good, you should be able to get the guns off the streets.

If you can't it's because:

1) You can't do your job.
2) The gun laws on the books are shit.

Which is it, Joe, the gun laws, or you're a fuck up at your job???? Remember I pay your salary, boss. I'd prefer to have someone who is competent on the force than you if you can't piss without someone holding your dick.

Anyway, If the gun laws are working, how come kids show up at Philadelphia Schools toting Uzis? Fortunately, they didn't have the proper ammo or clip, but I remember Judge Gordon's face in A Court when that case went to court. Guns are arterially bleeding onto the streets of Philadelphia, which is something someone in your position should be aware.

You are aware of this, Joe?

Problem is that the word "technicalities" means to me, as a criminal defence attorney, that you aren't doing your job. You're fucking up the paperwork, Joe, which means those criminals are walking the streets. In other words, you and your crew are dumbfucks that can't write a complete sentence or understand multiple syllable words.

Either that, Or I am the smartest fucking dude on the planet. I can whip your ass in a cross examination, Joe, you'd be the babbling fuck you are with me grilling your ass. And the better part is it's in open court instead of online as my dog. So, you can say all sorts of shit about me being a coward, but if I am showing you off for the dumbshit you are after you swore an oath to almighty God that you would tell the truth.

Well. Think about that one.

So, you can blame everybody except the person with the real culpability, and that's you, Joe! And going out there and saying the crappy gun laws are enforceable, but your men just can't seem to enforce them only tells me you're all a bunch of total dumbfucks. Is that what you're saying, Joe?

If it isn't then, start working toward better gun laws and stop saying shit that isn't true.

But, you aren't doing your job, Joe. Your job is to see that the streets of Philly are safe. And saying the shit you do isn't doing your job. And that pisses me off as a taxpayer (BPT, NPT, School tax, excessive sales tax, etc.) in this town. fortunately, you're retired so I can't scream about getting you transferred to PPA.

I have to admit to doing some research on you since I can't believe someone who is a member of the Philadelphia Police Department could say the shit you did, Joe. But, I was told you were at one time a member of the force by more than a few serving officers. Of course, the cops I asked didn't have anything good to say about you.

Maybe YOU should spend some time with your men.

But, you're retired, and probably not too soon. You piss on Gary Skerski's and Chuck Cassidy's graves with that letter. I'd toss in Dan Faulkner as well for good measure. Be glad you're not on the streets of Philly, or it might be the cops' guns you need to watch out for, not the criminals. You might want to stay away from Philly.

Oh, yeah, you're at the Dunkin' Doughnuts across from City Hall. Stayin' safe from those guns we shouldn't worry about because the fairy godmother of Philly is making the streets safe through the crappy gun laws that are on the books.

But, getting shot at is one of the reasons it's hard to get people who want to be Philadelphia Cops.

So, I am hoping Johnny Doc wins the state senate seat from Fumo. Why? tougher gun laws. That would prove you're spouting shit, Joe. Johnny Doc wins sends a message that the people of Philly want stronger gun laws.

And not hearing the business as usual from Cops who have wet dreams about Frank Rizzo.

But, that's a whole 'nother story.