For Zorro

Kill my dog, asshole, and you'll wish there was a fucking gun ban! Although, I don't need a gun to kick your sorry arse.

Anyway, I'd want you to fucking live so I can make your death slooowww and equisitely painful befitting a coward of your ilk who would dare countenance harming my faithful friend.

Of course you don't blog because your opinions aren't worthy of wiping Laci's arse.